Contrary to what you might think, this comic does NOT literally feature a teenager's heart, nor does it live up to the promise of "happy ending", at least not in the back-alley masseuse sense. It MAY contain rapture, though, so get ready to be raptured!


You want your life to be like a play? Are you nuts, or have you never heard of Tennessee Williams? 20th century theatre was rife with bummer endings, even Neil Simon comedies were lucky to end with "bittersweet".

I can't fault this lady for getting into the theatre to meet hot guys though, it's more constructive than being a groupie at least. I think she'd also have a better chance at making it as an actress if she didn't read books on method acting written by French New Wave directors, who are mostly known for using amateur actors but what do I know?


If glamour is what she wants she can always leave marriage (and sex) off the table - plenty of cute boys to be besties with in the theatre.


I don't doubt that Mick Jagger's long time girlfriend Jerry Hall could introduce Joanie to any number of groovy eligible bachelors but is she aware there is a guy right over her shoulder, hitting on her?


"It's better than nothing" is not a great start to a romance, but it IS a pretty common one!


Joanie, if that's all you're concerned with hire him a dang personal stylist for a week, it's not that hard. You're in Greenwich Village in 1970, people will tell him how to dress for free (though they may not be that nice about it).


Now hear this- She's not interested in a boy like him! No 30 year old boys, PLEASE!


"I didn't mean it to sound that way, except that it's exactly what I meant!"


Why? I dunno, maybe because you haven't been kissed in 2 years thanks to your weird hangups about ordinary guys?


Can't blame her for being distracted, the non-musical, hippie version of Les Miserables is pretty boring.


"I felt the same way! You stood out like a beacon in that incredibly boring play!"


Well if that Jerry Hall would pay more attention to Mick and stop standing in between you two, you'd be able to concentrate a lot better I bet.


That's right Joanie, get right up in there, kiss him a good long time...


Yes my darling, and I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those pesky kids and their dog!

Just remember, this girl has been up close and personal with this guy for a while now, and despite being an actress, she never clocked the obvious wig, nor the tacky feel of the spirit gum holding his beard on.


Sure, he's deceptive to a psychotic degree, but consider that she is dull-witted beyond measure and would probably fall in love with a set of keys jangling in front of her face if it wore a false beard and wig. This is likely the best outcome for both of them.


She finally realized Jerry ISN'T an ordinary nice guy, he's a complete psycho with an Andy Kaufman-esque commitment to the bit. But it's OK, a few minutes later she went down to the back alley masseuse and got that happy ending!

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