When you're a member of the ultra-wealthy 1%, you are simply above the petty concerns of the lower classes. Your superior intellect is occupied by more important matters. After all, you're literally made of money. Or, you're literally Mayda Munny!


Maybe you're obsessed with finding out why you're the only one of your peer group of obscenely wealthy kids to not have a freakishly large head. Or you're trying to figure out why only you seem to be approaching some sort of pubescent state, while everyone else is still cheerfully sporting short pants and baby fat. Or maybe you just hate children's toys.


But the main thing on Mayda's mind is, how to steal Richie Rich away from his goody-two-shoes poor-but-proud girlfriend Gloria? The answer; make a doll, a nassssssty doll.


I see the Tiptop Toy Company u$e$ the $ame graphic de$igner that handle$ all the Ri¢hie Ri¢h logo de$ign$.


Hey Mayda, aren't you supposed to be obsessed with RICHIE? What's with all the Gloria glamour shots?


It walks! It talks! It sneers! Everything a little girl snob could want in a doll.


Hey Eileen, maybe we should leave the underprivileged children alone. If they got privilege, they might turn out like Miss Hateful Doll-Maker here.


Eileen did not expect to be dragged into homes and shown Cussin' Fussin' Dolls today.


"Say! Maybe you're just as messed up as I am by immense wealth and a lack of adequate parenting or indeed any sort of boundaries whatsoever, maybe you'd also like to take this doll home and be amused at its cranky dollness!"


Great, now Eileen has to go door to door carrying this weird nasty doll and having to explain to everyone that it doesn't have anything to do with selling chances for underprivileged children. This is where that shoulder bag or backpack really comes in handy.


It's been established that the Rich Estate is this enormous chunk of property that encompasses mountains, rivers, lakes, meadows - certainly thousands of square miles. Yet somehow this immense acreage is also within easy walking distance to other homes?


Why does Mayda Munny do anything, Richie? To trick you into getting underage married, that's why.


This is why you shouldn't loan things out to people, because they get loaned to other people, who then loan them to other people, and before you know it, your Complainin' Gloria doll has had some changes made!


Security at the Munny Estate is evidently taking a break.


Meanwhile, fifty percent of the blame for Mayda Munny's personality arrives on the scene.


Glad to see the local newspaper is keeping us up to date on all the vitally important stories, like, uh, what's going on with the local fifth graders.


If only Mayda had her weird doll! The one time in Mayda Munny's life she did something she thought was a helpful friendly gesture, namely loaning out her Angry Gloria doll, and it backfires on her! No wonder she's so cranky.

Is this the only time we see Mayda Munny's parents together? I guess we don't see them much because they're usually somewhere apologizing for their daughter's terrible behavior, bribing school officials, etc.


The sound of approaching cursing is sometimes the only warning that a custom insult doll is on its way. Or maybe Don Rickles wandered in through the open door, whichever


Aw, Richie had them remodel the doll so it looks like Mayda Munny. I guess all the kids in these comics have dossiers full of detailed 8x10 photos of each other just in case they need to replicate their playmates in doll form. Take that Mayda Munny! And hey, did you think making a mechanical Gloria was some kind of original idea? Think again!


After all, Richie already has a full size super powerful robot Gloria, which he uses to assault people. Keep that in mind, Mayda, you may want to back off a bit.

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