Sometimes comic book covers offer misleading images that are far more interesting than what the interior story actually delivers. This is not one of those times.


First let's begin at the suprisingly genteel and well-dressed beginning, where spring has sprung and the spring formal has leaked out. Is it her senior year in college? High school? It hardly matters, because back then teenagers were basically adults anyway.


Mr. Angelfish was all ready safe from the fish in the sea, because he's a freshwater fish so if you were considering liberating him from his tank I hope you keep that in mind.


Tips for young lovers: Feeling trapped within moments of becoming engaged MIGHT be a red flag; your fiance making jokes about dragging you by your hair MIGHT be a flashing red light screaming like an air raid siren.


The first thing Meg will learn about fishing is you can't catch angelfish in the ocean; the first thing she'll learn about hunting is, DON'T.


Meg's a senior in COLLEGE btw-- apparently her roommate is majoring in "wish I'd gone to some other college" while Meg's major is clearly "look-at-boyfriend's-picture calisthenics"


Tips for young lovers: If you're newly-engaged and your roommate asks if you're actually in love with your fiance, making a face like you might barf may be a red flag.


Meg's the type of person who, if you took her to a lodge on an island in the sky, would say "it's like living on top of a mountain!"


Of course we won't stay up late to talk! I'll just screw your head off like the lid of a shampoo bottle!


Telling a nervous first-time hunter who's had minimal rifle practice to shoot anything that comes through? No problem, nothing could go wrong at all


In the immortal words of those recurring South Park characters, "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!"

Are those guys still on the show? I haven't seen it in a long time. Anyway I don't think she hit a deer.


Neither Meg nor Joe are particularly good at identifying sounds, though to be fair I'm not sure what OHOOOO normally represents.


Since they don't have hospitals on islands in the sky, Meg assauges her guilt by offering to take care of her victim, which the doctor is oddly OK with given that she's all ready tried to kill him once.

Legal repurcussions? Police investigation? For rich white people? What happens on the island in the sky stays on the island in the sky.


If I ever wake up to find myself with a gunshot wound and being watched over by the person who gave me that gunshot wound, I hope I'm as chill about it as dollar store Rod Serling here.


To clarify, it WASN'T your head, but that can be arranged!


Jack, Joe, what's the difference when you get down to it? Just run off with a John or a Jim for all it matters.


Inevitably, Jerry, or Jeff, or Joe or whatever walks in on Meg and what's his face because you can only spend so much time with the man you shot before the man who gave you the gun finds out.


Tips for young lovers: if your fiance catches you with another man, tells you he can't live without you, then starts loading a shotgun, either don't leave him alone, or leave as quickly as possible, I'm not really sure, this is above my pay grade.


Meg and Jack choose Option 2 and soon Meg puts her noise-identifying skills to work!


OK Meg, given your recent past, the first thing you need to do is-- remove all evidence of your ever having been there, so get to wiping off fingerprints!


Meg's just gonna spend the rest of her life flip-flopping from one gunshot victim to another, isn't she?


Luckily, we're in for a happy ending all around as Joe uses quick thinking to save Meg from a lifetime of guilt and himself from a 72-hour psychiatric hold.

Hunting- not even once!!

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