Aspiring writers, I want you to take note of the first-person narration being applied in this story, and why you may want to think it through before you use it in your own work!


He knows what evil lurks in the hearts of life-sized stuffed dogs! Good thing that dog isn't real or I'd worry about its safety.


Dogs!! They're everywhere, titans of industry, on leashes, running free. Dogs! Now let's watch this dalmatian try to mate with the Scotty.


I would've thought someone raving about dogs being a threat to mankind would try to avoid psychiatrists, but I guess if he's his best friend...


Well, it's not their fault. This city has poop scoop laws you know.


If this guy is a psychiatrist in the 1950s, I refuse to believe this is the first time a paranoid schizophrenic has told him humanity is in danger from dogs, though it might be the first time evolution was brought into it.


Frank, I know you teach a class about it and everything but I don't think that's what evolution is.


Dog Proximity to Man Make Dog Smart Like Man, Evolution Expert Argues.


Dogs continuing to roll around in garbage and eat their own vomit is all part of their cunning plan to make humans think they're still stupid.


Hands up, human scum! Scooby-Doo is in charge of the scooby snacks starting NOW!


Loving this panel of a... wolfhound...? supervising a construction site as the demonstration of canine-kind's total and complete control of the Earth.

He's not even having them build anything in particular! He just wants to see them pushing stuff around in wheelbarrows!


Sure hope that whatever comes after "here's what I'm going to do..." is "...start you on an anti-psychotic and get you into some talk therapy."


Or, well, yeah, hypnotizing the guy's dog, that's a good idea too.


See, the problem is, Laddie understands English but he can't count!


Yeah, this is about what I'd expect when you hypnotize a dog.


I always try to change the subject when someone asks me if I plan on taking over the world, too.


Are you now convinced that your dog in particular is the dumbest goddamn thing that ever lived?


Hey, remember back at the top when I told you take note of the first-person narration? If you find you've written yourself into a corner because the reader needs to know something the narrator cannot know, a handy protip is to just change the point of view by saying "Editor's Note". It works super well and isn't dumb or clunky looking at all.


GET READY FOR THE TWIST! CAN YOU GUESS? you probably can


You know, I am a human, and I say this with all sincerity as a human: godspeed, animals, I wish you the best of luck, because we probably have it coming. Good kitty.

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