Well, it's about darn time Lois Lane and Lana Lang stopped catfighting and decided to settle their disagreement like gentlemen. Who wouldn't die for the chance to win the coveted role of BRIDE OF SUPERMAN?


It's a good thing Superman lives in Metropolis, or else the slow news days would be even more humdrum. Instead of "oh, the power's out, but here's Superman performing a feat of strength", it would just be "oh, the power's out"... to a TV audience that can't watch because the power's out.


Oh hell yeah, looks like they're finally putting aside their differences to start dating each other! After all, they have a lot in common. Sure, one of those things is lusting after a specific man, but...

Btw the nickname for this "ship" is "LLLL". Or, as Jimmy Olson would say, "a swastika"


Damn. They went on a date, but it's just to discuss marrying Superman. Oh well.


See, I told you they have a lot in common! They're both adult women with successful careers who think Lucy Ricardo's schemes don't go far enough.


All I can say is, it's a good thing Lois wasn't writing a feature about the Playboy Mansion.

...or IS it...?


Well, y'know Superman, you could just choose a random woman from that crowd that's watching you. But looking at that camera, this seems to be an MTV show, so they probably wanted him to choose some spring break bikini girl.


Oh, is THAT what is embarrassing about this, Superman?


Yeah, just stand there like a big dummy, Superman. Don't try to stop them or anything. Normally I'd think he's just hoping to see through Lois's dress once it's wet but he's got x-ray vision! He doesn't need wet dresses!


Well, whether either of them winds up with Superman or not, the important thing is Lois and Lana are both torpedoing their careers.


yep, operation "torch our careers" is in full force.

Incidentally it's called a "second", and both duellers are supposed to have one.


Lois knew Jimmy the Snitch would call Superman but even she didn't expect him to do it right in front of her. Oh well, all according to keikaku!


Superman has a super brain, so he's super-smart, and also super good at building robot replicas of his girlfriends.


He's also put a lot of thought into locking women up in castles.


Don't gloat too hard, Jimmy would be fooled by a broom wearing a red wig.


ha, ha. Superman tricked Lois into thinking she's murdered her friend.


*SOB* Jimmy, call Superman, I just murdered our friend Lana! *SOB* Jimmy why are you staring off into the distance with that creepy smile?


Why even bother with building a Jimmy robot, Jimmy himself is a perfectly functional Jimmy Robot


Now that we're outside, just go ahead and change your clothes, Lana. Definitely not something a robot would say.


S-something's wrong! Why is Jimmy telling me to fire at Will? I don't even know Will!


Yes Lana, the bullet ricocheted off the soft, wet grass.


"I'll summon Superman to take care of the body" may well be the most sinister line in the DC universe, and you just know it isn't the first time Jimmy's said it.


If you've ever wondered why chatbots like Chat GPT take on a slaveringly subservient tone, it's because the people who programmed it grew up reading comics where Superman builds robot replicas of himself and his friends and programs them to refer to him as "master".


Absolute baller move for Superman to have this discussion in the armory room. Maybe he's hoping Lois and Lana will put aside the shenanigans and actually kill each other.


Why is he ducking around those waving swords? Did he forget he's invulnerable?


They're falling. I must save them. *long sigh*


Haha! Sucker! Too bad you didn't rescue Jimmy, who's down below, right underneath where those weapons are falling!


So "Swastika" has a chance of working out after all! Come to think of it, that might be the only way they can attract Superman's attention.

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